Unmatched in-structure!
Mebe too often this writer tends to review a spot as if he's a dog-gone rest-rant critic, a solo, travelin' observer and scribe. PHOOEY! For the most part, a 'stablishmint' -- esp. a bar -- should be viewed for what it makes possible, not for the gifts or pitfalls it presented our dear me on a slew of 'kay-shins'. Consider Mulligans, on Main Street, in Boise. A BOUNTY of offerins.. HUMMIN at a steady third gear. Pinball 'sheens allow for pinaball wizdree.. that's the gist, sweetheart. Pool your Thang? There's 3, count 'em, three dog-gone tables. (maybe four, may've missed one). Let's tip our hats to those operators who keep these things operatin. ("you got to keep them oper-ate-in.. HEY! ").. And the centerpiece, as it shed be, a glory of a nearly full-horseshoe bar. SOLID. Mann'd by a fine 'sort-mint of alternative rockers.
So you're ent-rin from Main, and what do you See? what do ya smell what do you heh? As my pa said, "first pressions last." Yep the fame pat-o, poplaid by a motley crew of smokin' 'thooz-ists. Danger? Hey na, danger awfin sprangs from the un-spectid. Here, you know where things line up. It's the gosh-darn pat-o. Ev-one 'serves their special place. A place for 'em and no one else. You wanna 'prive em dat so you can hev yet another Outdoor Pristine Spear-ins? Hec, I say, pull up a chair. ENGAGE. Listen.. There's some wisdom flying 'round here and there. A beat. A poetry of the damned. Like any clique of self-satisfied, self-selected elite, though they'd prolly say bad-ass, rebels.. DIFFERENT (who heppin dress zack-like) and MUST smoke. Be and Let Be.. It's in the dog-gone CONTSTI (cough COUGH) TOOO (cough Cough) SHIN (amen)!!
In summ-ree, Mulligans is NOT a forbidden place for cast-offs, a place by and for the bags who do tract dirt.. No, it is a TRUE BAR. It can be the stage for any nummer of FUN outings for you, and your Squad. They got Big Buck Huntin for heavs say! If you can't have fun here, by all means hed down a ways to a Proper Brewpub (take yer pick) and sit down, say grace, and be BOY ZEE (or is it CEE?) NOYSE.
(BONUS: one star for Sunday $1 PBR. Y'gotta take note of these offers and 'vest-gate. NO strings, bubba. one buck for a pint, bottle or can of that dear winner of the ribbon blue many years back -- rumour has it there were no other entries lol . Soooo, send a mess to the gal pals: nex Sun, stead of a "boozy brunch" amongst folks who say "Bloodies", pony up to ol' Mulls. Dare you to break that ten )
Note: fine enough pub food, reez-blee pry.