(由 Google 翻译)我从哪里开始呢......让我们从头开始。当我登记入住时,我必须支付 70 欧元的旅游税。这是一个令人震惊的数额,显然这个费用与酒店的星级相符。我去餐厅吃午饭,同时我的房间正在整理和打扫。当我坐下时,食物是冷的,桌子上有蚂蚁。如果餐厅在外面,我可以原谅这一点,但事实并非如此。在我入住期间,午餐和晚餐的食物一直都是冷的,不管我是在餐厅开门时在那里还是一个小时后在那里,食物都是冷的。此外,食物是重复的,一周三次烧烤排骨。它平淡无味,是我在家里能吃到的东西。我午餐吃了一个鸡块,味道很奇怪,所以我又打开了一个,它是灰色的。鸡肉是灰色的🤢🤮当我住在希腊酒店时,我期待希腊食物;菠菜派、烤肉串、烤肉串,但只有一次“希腊之夜”有提供希腊烤肉。希腊烤肉里洋葱和面包比肉多。如果你想吃正宗的希腊烤肉,你得离开酒店,步行30分钟到水族馆附近的一家小酒馆。
我的房间可以俯瞰酒店的发电机。我订的是“陆地景观房”,我期待看到的是花园,而不是悬崖边的发电机。洗澡时,我发现地板上覆盖着一层黑色的霉菌,味道很恶心。淋浴水温不高。WiFi只有前台、主酒吧、餐厅和屋顶泳池有,没有覆盖到我的房间,而且我很幸运有5G信号,所以我和家里的其他人完全断网了。
我住的时候,清洁工什么都没打扫。我把清洁的牌子留在门上,他们只是整理床铺,换了干净的毛巾。所有表面都没打扫过,床单背面的霉斑证明他们没有清洁淋浴间,也没有提供干净的床单。
酒店员工任由流浪猫在走廊里游荡,整夜喵喵叫。酒店员工,除了少数几个,都很粗鲁讨厌。有个酒保长得还不错,但他会直接把我的酒摔在吧台上,当我用英语和希腊语说“谢谢”时,他只会冲我咕哝几声。一天晚上,由于天气原因停电了,发电机启动了,我之前说过发电机在哪儿吗?就在我房间外面。听起来就像俄罗斯人来了一样。我总是随身带着能阻挡27分贝噪音的耳塞,戴着耳塞我还是能听到发电机的声音!
每晚的“娱乐”都重复又无聊。我住的第一个晚上玩的是宾果游戏,可以赢一杯鸡尾酒(因为即使是全包式服务的客人也需要付费才能获得鸡尾酒)。奖品应该是一次岛上体验或者现金奖励之类的,但鸡尾酒?然后有很多“舞会之夜”,只是一些简练的迪斯科舞会。正如之前提到的,有一个希腊之夜,我们观看了传统的希腊舞蹈,这很不错,值得一看,但除此之外就没什么特别的了。“娱乐团队”人很好,但他们总是在最后一刻更改活动。有一天晚上我本来期待着音乐问答,结果最后一刻改成了另一个“舞会之夜”。
说实话,我讨厌在酒店的每一分钟。我喜欢酒店外的活动(那些没有因为恶劣天气而取消的活动)。我不知道是谁给这家酒店打了四星——也许是因为蚂蚁——但它不值得。我再也不会住这家酒店了,说实话,我怀疑我以后再也不会来这个岛了。
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Where do I start...let's start at the beginning. When I checked in, I had to pay €70 in tourist tax. This was a shocking amount and apparently the cost coincides with the star rating of the hotel. I went into the restaurant to have lunch whilst my room was finished and cleaned. As I sat down, the food was cold and there were ants on the table. If the restaurant were outside, I could forgive this, but it wasn't. The food at lunch and dinner was always cold throughout my stay, it didn't matter whether I was there when the restaurant opened or an hour after, it was cold. Moreover, the food was repetitive, BBQ ribs 3 times in a week. It was bland and flavourless and it was stuff I can get at home. I had a chicken nugget for lunch and it tasted funny so I opened another one and it was grey. The chicken was grey 🤢🤮 When I stay in a Greek hotel, I expect Greek food; spanakopita, souvlaki, yovetsi, but there was only one "Greek night" where they did Gyros. The Gyros had more onion and bread than meat. If you want decent Gyros, you would have to leave the hotel and walk to a taverna 30 minutes away towards the aquarium.
My room overlooked the generator for the hotel. When I booked a "land view" room, I was expecting to see a garden, not a cliff side with the generator on it. When I had a shower, I noticed that the floor was covered in black mould. It was vile. The shower was luke warm. The WiFi was only available in reception, the main bar, restaurant and roof pool, it didn't stretch to my room and I was lucky if I had 5G signal so I was completely cut off from everyone at home.
The cleaners didn't clean anything whilst I was there. I would leave the sign on the door that asks for it to be cleaned, and all they did was make the bed and give fresh towels. None of the surfaces were cleaned, the back mould was evidence that they didn't clean the shower and they didn't give you fresh sheets.
The hotel staff allowed the stray cats to wander the corridors, meowing at all hours of the night. The hotel staff, barring a few, were rude and obnoxious. There was an objectively good looking barman who would just slam my drink on the bar and when I said "thank you" in both English and Greek, he would just grunt at me. The power went out one night, due to the weather, so the generator started, and where did I say that generator was? Right outside my room. It sounded like the Russians were coming. I always take ear-plugs with me which protect against 27 decibels and I could still hear that generator with the ear plugs in!
The "entertainment" every night was repetitive and boring. My first night was bingo where you could win a cocktail (because even all inclusive guests had to pay for cocktails). The prizes should have been an experience on the island or a cash prize or something but a cocktail? Then there was a lot of "dance nights" just pithy discos. As mentioned earlier, there was a Greek night where we got to see traditional Greek dancing and that was good and worth seeing, however other than that there wasn't anything great. The "entertainment team" were nice people, however they would change the activities last minute. I was expecting a music quiz one night and it was changed last minute to another "dance night".
I can honestly say that I hated every minute of being in the hotel. I enjoyed the activities outside of the hotel (the ones that weren't cancelled due to the bad weather). I don't know who gave this hotel a 4* rating -maybe it was the ants- but it doesn't deserve it. I will never stay in this hotel again and honestly, I doubt that I will ever visit the island again.