(由 Google 翻译)在Facebook上看到一则广告,毛伊岛海滩餐厅的晚餐自助餐又回来了!听起来真诱人,有上等肋排、海鲜炖菜、甜点等等!我很快就明白了为什么这家所谓的“自助餐”没有照片。
一份上等肋排自助餐要55美元,能有多糟糕?糟糕。非常糟糕。我个人觉得我们被“宰”了。
氛围糟透了,简直就像《怪奇物语》里的场景。我一走进去,就觉得自己不该待在那里。好像有三个大型派对同时在进行,说实话,我感觉自己像是在打扰/破坏他们的派对。感觉就像我花钱去参加别人的派对吃饭一样。
我本来想拍照,但我不想侵犯大型派对的隐私,毕竟他们占了差不多一半的房间。
总之,除了那些扰乱秩序的派对之外,食物应该不错,对吧?错了!
那块“上等肋排”干得都能当麂皮布用。更何况它咸得要命,就像被扔进海里泡了一会儿似的。
还有炒面和海鲜焖饭;别点了,它们也太咸了。该死,所有菜都是咸的;就好像他们不想让你尝到食物的味道一样。
所以你现在会想,吃了这么多盐和干肋排,你肯定渴得不行。好吧,这很好,因为汽水一杯6美元,而且不免费续杯。不过,嘿,水和冰茶是免费续杯的,前提是有人来你桌边给你续杯。
甜点,我所有自助餐里最爱的!甜点不能搞砸,对吧?好吧,今天,毛伊岛海滩正式证明我错了。
那个看起来还不错的白蛋糕里竟然加了个秘密配料。咬下这堆灾难级的蛋糕第一口,我唯一能尝到的只有洋葱味。就好像他们要么把它光秃秃地放在冰箱里,旁边放着一磅洋葱,要么就是故意往蛋糕里加洋葱。不管怎样,他们还是不停地往蛋糕里加洋葱;下一批蛋糕还是一样,就好像他们试图用糖霜掩盖它的味道,以为没人会注意到。现在甚至还没到万圣节,毛伊岛的海滩就在这儿和他们的客人玩“不给糖就捣蛋”的游戏。
我坐在那里,胃口全无,什么也吃不下去了。我第一次吃完的空盘子还在那儿,我的饮料也空了。
看完这集《阴阳魔界》后,我直接冲向麦当劳(当时基本上是唯一能去的地方),想把嘴里的味道赶走。
总而言之,一切都是一场灾难,我不希望我的敌人遭遇这样的经历。
省钱!
(原文)
Saw an ad for this on Facebook, Maui Beach is back with their dinner buffet! Sounds delightful, prime rib, seafood boil, desserts, and more! I soon found out why there were no pictures of this so-called "buffet".
At a $55 price tag for a prime rib buffet, how bad could it be? Bad. Very bad. Personally, I think we got prime ripped.
The atmosphere was horrible, almost like a scene from Stranger Things. As soon as I walked in, I felt like I shouldn't be there. There were like three big parties going on all at the same time, and I honestly felt like I was interrupting/crashing their parties. It almost felt like I paid money to attend and eat at someone else's party.
I would have taken pictures, but I didn't want to invade one of the big parties' privacy, I mean, they did take up like half of the room.
Anyway, besides the disruptive parties that were taking place, the food should be good, right? Wrong!
That "prime rib" was so dry you could use it as a shammy cloth. Not to mention it was extremely salty, like they threw it in the ocean for a little bit.
Fried noodles and seafood boil were there too; skip them, they're salty too. Hell, everything was salty; it's like they don't want you to taste the food.
So you're thinking at this point, you're getting quite thirsty from all this salt and dry rib. Well, that's great because the sodas are $6 a pop, and no free refills. But hey, they do free refills on water and iced tea, that is, if anyone comes to your table to refill it.
Desserts, my favorite part of any buffet! You can't mess up desserts, right? Well, today, officially, Maui Beach has proved me wrong.
That white cake that looked seemingly okay had a secret ingredient added to it. Upon the first bite of this payload of disaster, all I could taste was onions. It's like they either stored it bare bones in a fridge right next to a pound of onions, or they deliberately were spiking that cake with it. Regardless, they kept it coming; the next batch of that cake was the same thing, it's like they tried to mask the flavor with the icing, thinking nobody would notice. It's not even Halloween yet, and Maui Beach is out here playing trick or treat with their guests.
I sat there with my appetite ruined, unable to continue eating anything from here. My empty plate from the first run was still there, and my drinks were still empty.
After leaving this episode of the Twilight Zone, I shot straight to McDonald's (basically the only thing accessible at the time) to get that taste out of my mouth.
In conclusion, everything was a disaster, and I wouldn't wish this experience on my worst enemy.
SAVE YOUR MONEY!