Kanaya’s Chaos & Coconut Guide to Thailand : 4 Weeks of First-Timer Mayhem
Apr 10th, 2025
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Thailand, huh? Must be nice. You’re off to beaches and pad thai, I’m stuck with instant noodles and emails. Still, I made you this guide because I’m a great person like that. Don’t mess it up. You’re welcome.
General tips
Smile like a local, eat like a maniac, and try not to get heatstroke.
What you need before you go to Thailand
So you don’t show up completely clueless.
Pre-Departure Checklist (Things You’ll Regret Forgetting)
Pack your bag – Start now. Don’t just throw things in the night before. (You will anyway.)
Passport – Still valid, right? Please don’t find out at the airport.
Visa (maybe) – Depends where you're from. Google it. I’m not your embassy.
Travel insurance – You think you won’t need it… until you do
Booked accommodations – “I’ll just find something when I land” = famous last words.
Apply for an International Driving Permit – If you plan to rent a scooter/car and dramatically rethink your life choices in traffic.
Advance supply of prescribed medication – Local pharmacies are not mind readers.
Organize your travel documents – Flights, bookings, ID copies. Channel your inner Type A.
Download Bolt, Google Translate, Maps (offline) – You'll thank yourself.
Sign up for Klook using my referral code T3LJ7F to get $5 off
Confirm your reservations – Unless you’re into spontaneous homelessness.
Check roaming / get a SIM – Being lost and unreachable is a great way to panic.
Double check your bags and personal items – No, seriously. Where’s your charger?
Thailand Digital Arrival Card (TDAC) – NEW! Starting May 1, 2025, all foreign travelers (yes, even you) must complete this online within 72 hours of arrival. Don’t skip it. Unless you enjoy airport drama.
Packing List (What You’ll Wish You Had)
Passport/ID copies – Adulting level: expert.
Breathable clothes – You’ll sweat more than you thought was humanly possible.
Undergarments (don’t forget them, obviously)
Toiletries (travel size) – Yes, they sell things there, but are you really ready to gamble on mystery shampoo?
Sandals + walking shoes – For temples and tuk-tuk sprints.
Hat & sunglasses – Fashionable and functional. Rare win.
Tissues / wipes – Public bathrooms don’t owe you anything.
Sunscreen – SPF 50 or higher unless sunburn chic is your aesthetic.
Cash (Thai Baht) – Not every place is ready for your fancy contactless tap.
Universal adapter – Because your charger doesn’t magically adapt to Thai sockets.
Basic meds – For headaches, heat, hangovers, and “what did I just eat?” moments.
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Transportation :
- Airport Rail Link (airport - city)
- Walk
- Bolt (cheaper than grab)
- BTS / MRT
- Local Bus / SongThaew
- Tuk-tuk
- Rent a bike
- Rent a car
- Boat / Ferries
- Bicycle (on the island)
Bangkok
Events
Sporting Events
A 24/7 circus of food, traffic, and chaos. You’ll love it… after you stop questioning your life choices.
Bangkok (4 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Pratunam Area (good for shopping ) : Marwin Villa, Moxy Ratchaprasong
- Ratchathewi (easy access near bts) : Vela Be Ratchathewi, Bed Station Hostel*
- Sukhumvit (easy access, bars, restaurant, cafe) : Ad Lib, Modena by Fraser Bangkok, 137 pillars
- Chinatown (street food) : W22 by Busari, Exoresidence
- Siam (shopping malls) : Siam@Siam Design Hotel, Happy 3, White Lodge*, Lazy Sunday Hostel*, Lub D*
- Chatuchak : Yahn Ratchawat Hotel, Blu 395, Best Western
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Bumrungrad Hospital - despite google review, i actually had a great experience. service was excellent, the staff was super helpful, and the place was incredibly clean and modern. Its kinda pricey compared to other hospital tho #NotSponsored
- Bangkok International Hospital
Pattaya City
Events
Sporting Events
Party central, where the neon lights never sleep, and neither do you. Expect more action than you bargained for.
Pattaya (2 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Mood Hotel Pattaya*
- Bali Hai Residence
- Navana Nature Escape
- Bayphere Hotel
- Payaa Hotel
- Howard Johnson
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Bangkok Hospital
Phuket
Mountains, palm trees, and golden beaches... all trying to distract you from the humidity.
Phuket (4 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- The Marina Phuket
- Lub D Patong*
- Patong Heritage Hotel*
- Mad Monkey
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Bangkok Hospital
Krabi
Stunning scenery that will make you feel like a nature guru... until you realize you’re just posing for a photo.
Krabi (2 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Hotel Hula Hula
- GLOW Ao Nang
- BlueSotel
- Andaman Breeze*
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Krabi Nakharin International Hospital
Ko Lanta
Island
Quiet roads, long beaches, and a strong "do nothing" energy. Perfect for professional chillers.
Koh Lanta (2 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Sea Shell Beach Resort
- Lanta Palace
- Long Beach Chalet*
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Andaman International Clinic
Koh Samui
Beautiful beaches, fancy resorts, and a consistent vibe of "I’ve probably spent too much already but it’s fine."
Koh Samui (3 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Lub D Chaweng Beach*
- Celes Samui
- Nora Buri Resort & Spa
- Combo Beach Hotel
- 79 Beach Club and Resort
- Deva Beach Resort*
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Bangkok Hospital
Chiang Mai
Temples, mountains, and so many cafes you’ll forget what you actually came for.
Chiang Mai (4 days)
- Where to Stay - Budget Friendly
- Hotel Loy
- Book Design Hotel*
- Moose Hotel Nimman
- Ibis Chiang Mai Journeyhub
- Be Phrasingh Hotel*
- Hotel Noir
* = best for long stay
- Hospital - Foreigner Friendly
- Bangkok Hospital
Chiang Rai
A place with art, nature, and temples that look like they’ve been pulled from a dream.
Join one day open trip from Chiang Mai
Kanchanaburi
A place where history hits you, nature calms you, and you can pretend to be a historian for a day.
Join one day open trip from Bangkok
Phra Nakhon Si Ayutthaya
Every corner hums with history as majestic architecture humbles you and the sun imparts its own kind of timelessness.
Join one day open trip from Bangkok
Khao Yai
Cool air, faux vineyards, and nature’s way of reminding you that Bangkok isn’t normal.
Join one day open trip from Bangkok
Day 1
Bangkok - Bangkok Classics
Welcome to Thailand: where your journey starts in Bangkok and your sense of time, budget, and self control promptly disappears.
Tip of the day : Dress appropriately. Avoid wearing shorts, sleeveless tops, or any clothing that exposes your shoulders or knees. Unless you wanna get kicked out from the area.
Morning
1
The Grand Palace
Castle
Sights & Landmarks
Yes, it’s touristy, but it’s a must once. Go early to beat the crowd (opens 8:30AM).
23 min · 10.9 mi
2
Wat Pho
Reclining Buddha that’s bigger than your apartment.
Bonus: you’ll be reclining from exhaustion too.
17 min · 9.6 mi
3
Wat Arun
Hop on a little ferry and cross the river for more stairs, more tourists, and more IG shots.
Lunch
4
ICONSIAM
Shopping mall
Shopping
Because where else can you eat boat noodles next to Gucci and pretend you're not sweating through your shirt?
Bonus: The toilets here are so fancy you’ll consider moving in.
Afternoon
5
Wat Benchamabophit Dusitwanaram
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
It’s marble, it’s chill, and shockingly not many tourist know.
6 min · 2.2 mi
6
Wat Ratchabophit
A mix of Thai and European design. Pretty and peaceful. You're welcome.
Night
7
Tichuca Rooftop Bar
Cocktail bar
Sip overpriced cocktails under fairy lights while pretending you’re in a Netflix show.
10 min · 4.5 mi
8
JODD FAIRS Rama 9
Night market
Market
Stumble in after that overpriced cocktail because nothing says “night out” like chasing a $5 drink with $2 grilled squid on a stick.
Day 2
Bangkok - Bargain hunter's paradise
Tip of the day : Bargaining isn’t being cheap. It’s just financial genius in action. If you don’t haggle, are you even shopping in Bangkok?
Morning
Yes, they’re all right next to each other. Yes, it’s chaos. Yes, you HAVE to bargain.
1
Pratunam Market
Market
Sweat, deals, and the thrill of bargaining like your life depends on it. Watch out for pick pockets.
5 min · 0.28 mi
2
December’s
Women's clothing store
Clothing store
A fashion store that’ll make you question your wardrobe while also convincing you to buy everything.
1 min · 300 ft
3
Platinum Fashion Mall
Shopping mall
Shopping
You came for one top. You left with five, and no memory of how.
3 min · 0.17 mi
4
City Complex
Clothes and fabric wholesaler
Perfect for wholesale shopping. If you’re into deals, bulk buys, and the thrill of finding 50 of something you didn’t know you needed.
2 min · 0.11 mi
5
Krungthong Plaza
Shopping mall
Shopping
Factory Outlets
Like Platinum’s quiet cousin who sells XXL rhinestones and unexplainable pants.
5 min · 0.26 mi
6
Tofu Skin Care
Cosmetics store
Thai skin care heaven. Cheap, good quality skincare that makes you wonder why you’ve been spending more on "luxury" brands.
Lunch
7
Polo Fried Chicken (Soi Polo)
affordable
Thai restaurant
Fast food restaurant
Crispy chicken covered in garlic. Trust me, your sweat will smell better.
Afternoon
8
Siam Square
Shopping mall
Slightly overpriced street fashion, but still fun to window shop while questioning your financial decisions.
16 min · 0.82 mi
9
Big C Supercenter Ratchadamri
Hypermarket
Shopping
Shopping Malls
It's a massive supermarket. You’ll go in for snacks and come out with luggage.
Dinner
10
Phed Mark
Thai restaurant
Delivery service
Fast food restaurant
Takeout Restaurant
Rice restaurant
The best Pad Krapao you’ll ever cry over. Spice level: soul-crushing (in the best way).
Night
11
APT 101
Night club
Bar
Social club
Rooftop party, fancy vibes. Go if you want to feel broke and fabulous.
Day 3
Bangkok - Weekend Madness
Tip of the day : Wear comfy shoes, stay hydrated, and don’t trust your internal compass. Chatuchak is where both fashion and people go to get lost.
Morning
1
Chatuchak Weekend Market
Traditional market
Shopping
Flea & Street Markets
If you’re not here on Sat/Sun, well, good luck. Endless rows of stalls, and you’ll still leave with one sock and a plant you didn’t want.
Don't forget to bargain.
7 min · 0.36 mi
2
Bang Sue Junction Shopping Center
Shopping mall
Low-key thrift haven. You'll thank me when you find that $2 vintage gem.
Lunch
3
Pe Aor Tom Yum Kung Noodle
cheap
Thai restaurant
The soup alone could cure heartbreak.
Afternoon
4
Terminal 21 Asok
Shopping mall
Shopping
Department store
Themed floors! Cheap food court!
Dinner
5
Nhong Rim Klong
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
Michelin-rated canal-side crabby goodness. Expect a queue. Worth it.
Night
6
Speakerbox
Live music venue
Bar
Chill tunes, local beers, and people who pretend they know indie bands.
7 min · 3.6 mi
7
The One Ratchada
Permanently Closed
Night market
Shopping
Flea & Street Markets
Will it be mango sticky rice or emotionally scarring bug skewers?
Day 4
Bangkok - The wind down
Tip of the day : Soak up the calm, pretend you’re not panicking about packing
Morning
1
On Lok Yun
cheap
Breakfast restaurant
Vintage Thai/Chinese breakfast joint. Because toast and eggs taste better with nostalgia.
10 min · 4.5 mi
2
Wat Paknam Phasi Charoen
Buddhist temple
Giant Buddha, almost no tourists. Good place to reflect on all the money you just spent.
Lunch
3
Kub Kao' Kub Pla Central World
affordable
Thai restaurant
Local mall favorite that hits the spot.
Afternoon
4
Asiatique riverfront Pier 1
Transportation service
Where you can casually stroll by the river, only to be attacked by 18 different souvenir shops and snack stands.
Dinner
5
Thongsmith Siamese Boat Noodles
Noodle shop
It’s the kind of place that makes you wonder if your stomach is secretly a bottomless pit.
Night
6
Flamenco - Bangkok
very expensive
Cocktail bar
Where the sangria’s flowing, the dancers are spinning, and you’re just trying not to spill your drink while pretending you’ve got the moves.
12 min · 6.6 mi
7
Thanon Khao San
Notable street
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
A place to lose your wallet, your dignity, and possibly your sense of direction.
Day 5
Pattaya - Beach and Chaos
Tip of the day : Temples in Pattaya exist and they’re stunning. Don’t just come here for the bars.
Morning
1
Sanctuary of Truth
Museum
Sights & Landmarks
Temple made entirely of wood. Like Jenga, but divine.
20 min · 6.1 mi
2
Wat Phra Yai
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Big Buddha and sea breeze.
Lunch
3
City Coffee Pattaya
Coffee shop
Calm before the tourist storm.
Afternoon
4
Pattaya Beach
Beach
From the web: Lounge chairs line this bustling beach with water sports like parasailing & restaurants nearby.
12 min · 4.3 mi
5
Jomtien Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
From the web: Tree-lined 6-km. stretch of sand offering loungers, bars, restaurants & water sports.
6 min · 2.8 mi
6
Pattaya Floating Market
Floating market
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
Come for the souvenirs, stay for the awkwardly overpriced boat rides. If the price sounds too good to be true, it probably means you'll be paddling your way into a scam.
Dinner
7
Pupen Seafood
affordable
Seafood restaurant
It’s in all the guides for a reason.
Night
8
Bar Voyage
Cocktail bar
Where the cocktails are smoother than your pickup lines.
7 min · 2.8 mi
9
Walking St
Notable street
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
You’ll see things. Possibly regret them. Possibly not.
Day 6
Pattaya - Exploring Pattaya
Tip of the day : Some attractions charge to take photos with performers. Don’t be a broke paparazzi.
Morning
1
Khao Kheow Open Zoo
Zoo
Outdoor Activities
Wildlife and safari park
Who doesn't know moo daeng the hippo?
55 min · 41.4 mi
2
Khao Chi Chan
Mountain peak
Nature & Parks
Giant Buddha carved into a mountain.
Lunch
3
House of Benedict Pattaya
Art cafe
Weird, whimsical, wonderful.
Afternoon
4
Nong Nooch Botanical Garden
Botanical garden
Nature & Parks
Gardens
Better than it sounds.
26 min · 14.3 mi
5
Easykart.net โกคาร์ท Go-Karting (Pattaya Bali Hai Pier)
Go-karting venue
Car racing venue
Outdoor activity organiser
Go-kart, go fast, go fun.
Dinner
6
The Oxygen Beachfront Oasis
affordable
Restaurant
Come for the beach views, stay because the cocktails told you to.
Night
Choose the kind of night you want to remember.
7
Tiffany's Show Pattaya
Performing arts theater
Amazing lad boy cabaret. Skip the photo-ops unless you like surprise charges.
19 min · 12.5 mi
8
Beachside Bar (MASON)
Bar
Where the drinks are classy, the sunset is flawless, and you pretend you're not checking the menu prices twice.
5 min · 2.6 mi
9
Barmony Jazz Bar & Restaurant
Bar
Where the saxophones are sultry, the cocktails are strong, and your inner jazz lover finally feels seen.
Day 7
Phuket - Island, IG Vibes, and Adrenaline
Tip of the day : This isn’t just a beach holiday. It’s a mission. Hit those viewpoints, chase that sun, and prepare to be sweaty, sandy, and satisfied.
Morning
1
Flying Hanuman
Theme park
Tour agency
Zipline through Phuket's rainforest. Scream optional.
19 min · 9.1 mi
2
Chaithararam Temple - Wat Chalong
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Spiritual pit stop. You're welcome, karma.
13 min · 5 mi
3
The Big Buddha, Phuket
Temporarily Closed
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Giant white Buddha with giant white views.
Lunch
4
One Chun Cafe & Restaurant
affordable
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
One of Phuket Town’s best local joints. So good, you might cry.
Afternoon
5
Old Phuket Town
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
Colorful buildings, quirky cafés, and more cute walls for your feed.
Dual waterfall quest. Nature + sweat combo.
6
Ton Sai Waterfall
Park
A gentle reminder that not all waterfalls are dramatic. Some are just happy to exist in the background while you try not to slip on the hike up.
28 min · 12 mi
7
Bang Pae Waterfall
Nature & Parks
Waterfalls
You hike through the jungle expecting Niagara, and you get a graceful trickle. But hey, at least it's photogenic.
Dinner
8
Salaloy Seafood
affordable
Seafood restaurant
Fresh, juicy, and packed with flavor. What more do you need?
Night
9
Bangla Rd
Notable street
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
It’s giving chaos. If Khaosan had a wilder twin.
Choose your kind of chaos.
10
Illuzion Phuket
affordable
Night club
Disco club
Where the bass drops harder than your self-control after two drinks, and the crowd’s energy somehow makes you forget about the hangover you’ll have tomorrow.
2 min · 500 ft
11
Armania Phuket
affordable
Disco club
The kind of place where the lights are brighter than your future, the music’s louder than your thoughts, and you might forget you’re in Phuket after a few too many drinks.
4 min · 0.23 mi
12
Sugar Club Phuket
affordable
Night club
A club where the beats are so loud, you'll wonder if you've lost the ability to hear anything else.
Day 8
Phuket - Beach Hopping and Cooking
Tip of the day : You can’t visit Phuket without at least 4 beaches in a day. That’s the rule. Don’t fight it.
Morning
1
Nai Harn Beach
Outdoor Activities
Beaches
Lookouts
Peaceful, pretty, and just far enough to feel like you're better than everyone at Patong.
10 min · 5 mi
2
Kata Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Chill waves, good vibes, and just enough people to remind you you’re still in Phuket.
20 min · 8 mi
3
Merlin Snorkel Beach
Tiny, quiet, and great for snorkeling. If you don’t mind fish judging your flippers.
16 min · 6.2 mi
4
Karon Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Long, wide, and hot enough to grill yourself.
Lunch
5
Bai Toey
Restaurant
Casual, local, no-fuss deliciousness.
Afternoon
6
Phuket Thai Cooking Class by Chef VJ
Cooking class
Learn to make the dish that ruined your tastebuds (in a good way).
Dinner
7
Tu Kab Khao Restaurant Phuket
affordable
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
Upscale traditional dishes in a colonial-style house. Fancy pants mode on.
Night
Your night, your rules. Choose the vibe.
8
Tann Beach club
Beach club
Arab restaurant
Pizza by the sea. Don’t question it, just go.
19 min · 10.2 mi
9
The Fool Speakeasy
Cocktail bar
Chic, mysterious, Instagram-friendly nightlife.
21 min · 10.6 mi
10
KYMA Beach Bar by Smigo
Restaurant
Bar
Beach club
Laidback drinks, beach views, and vibes smoother than your last situationship.
15 min · 7.6 mi
11
The Commune | Resto Bar
Restaurant
Bar
A place where minimal lighting, good music, and effortless coolness come together to make you feel like an accidental hipster.
39 min · 18.6 mi
12
Smigo's Bar & Restaurant
affordable
Bar & grill
Sip, sway, and watch someone play with fire (literally). The drinks are great, the flames are better..
Day 9
Phuket - Phi Phi Trip
Tip of the day : Take an open tour. Don’t be a hero. You’re not organizing a naval expedition, you just want nice pics.
Morning to Afternoon
1
Phi Phi Islands
Island
Boating, snorkeling, sunburn, repeat. Open tour makes life easy. Includes lunch.
Dinner
2
Eightfold
cheap
Restaurant
Chill, quiet spot to refuel after your boat-induced exhaustion.
Night
3
KUDO Hotel & Beach Club
Beach club
Outdoor Activities
Hotel
Restaurant
Beach & Pool Clubs
End the day literally with your feet in the sand and a cocktail in hand.
Day 10
Phuket - Muddy Ride
Tip of the day : Go out with a bang. Or a bounce. Or a muddy ATV ride. Just don’t waste your last day in Phuket being basic.
Morning
1
Phuket ATV Tour
Dirt, fun, bruises. All included.
7 min · 2.7 mi
2
Phuket Elephant Sanctuary
Nature & Parks
Animal rescue service
Ethical elephant bonding.
Lunch
3
เหล่า ปาสะ Lao Pa Sat Phuket Town
cheap
Asian restaurant
Hawker vibes, island chill
5 min · 0.26 mi
4
Torry's Ice Cream
affordable
Ice cream shop
Local flavors, cutesy interior, and aircon.
Afternoon
5
Surin Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Where the sea sparkles, the crowd sips coconuts, and everything feels like a lifestyle ad.
Dinner
6
Dang restaurant patong phuket
cheap
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
Dang, that’s tasty!
Night
7
Café Del Mar Phuket
expensive
Beach club
Event venue
Restaurant
Classy beach club sendoff. Or cry silently on Bangla. No judgment.
Day 11
Krabi - Emerald Things
Tip of the day : Temples in Krabi? Still sacred. Still no knees and shoulders out. You're not at the beach yet.
Morning
1
Wat Suwan Khuha
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Sacred & Religious Sites
Cave temple with a giant reclining Buddha and monkeys plotting theft.
1 hr 14 min · 58.5 mi
2
Wat Tham Suea
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Sacred & Religious Sites
1,200 steps of regret to a view you’ll brag about for months.
Lunch
3
Kodam Kitchen
cheap
Restaurant
Everything here slaps. Order with confidence.
Afternoon
4
KhongThomNuea Hot Stream Waterfall Krabi
National park
Nature & Parks
Hot Springs & Geysers
Natural spa day. Bring a towel and your best sigh of relief.
21 min · 7.2 mi
5
Emerald Pool
Nature & Parks
Scenic spot
Turquoise vibes, tourist crowds, and a dip you won’t forget.
Dinner
6
The Last Fisherman Bar
affordable
Restaurant
Where sunsets, seafood, and sand between your toes make you question why you ever go indoors.
Night
7
Bamboo Beach Club Krabi
Beach club
Bar
Restaurant
Good drinks, good vibes.
Day 12
Krabi - Beach Bumming
Tip of the day : Beach day = deodorant day. Don’t be that person. Your future beach buddies thank you.
Morning
1
Railay Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Rock climbing, swimming, or doing nothing at all. All are valid.
Lunch
2
Hom Mali Thai Food & Noodle
cheap
Restaurant
Classy comfort Thai food. Bring your appetite.
Afternoon
3
Hong Island
Kayaking through emerald lagoons = nature flexing hard.
3 hr 16 min · 124 mi
4
Ao Nang Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Classic beach vibes, tanning time, and coconut slushies.
Dinner
5
Pizza Glur & Bistro
Pizza restaurant
Because sometimes you just need pizza after pretending to be healthy.
Night
6
Slinky Bar
affordable
Bar
Crowd’s wild, the music’s louder, and someone will dance barefoot. Hope it’s not you.
Day 13
Koh Lanta - Calm Energy
Tip of the day : Koh Lanta is the chill cousin of Thai islands. No chaos. Just beach, breeze, and bliss.
Morning
1
Khlong Dao Beach
Calm waters and vibes so relaxed, you might forget what day it is.
27 min · 10.9 mi
2
Lanta Old Town
Sights & Landmarks
Historic Sites
Historic Walking Areas
Wooden stilt houses, laid-back cafes, and zero stress.
Lunch
3
Shine Talay
Restaurant
Seafood by the sea. Order the crab. Just trust.
Afternoon
4
Ko Ha (Five Island)
Island
Hop on a snorkeling tour. Clear water, coral, and actual fish friends.
Dinner
5
Mama Dang Kitchen
cheap
Restaurant
Tasty local food, friendly people, and decent portions.
Night
6
Why Not Bar
cheap
Bar
Fire shows, beach bean bags, and the occasional barefoot philosopher.
Day 14
Koh Lanta - Dive deep, Sip slow
Tip of the day : You’re in Koh Lanta. Take your time. Dive slow. Eat slower. Complain never.
Morning
1
Hin Daeng
Famous dive spots. Dramatic walls, manta rays (if you're lucky).
Lunch
2
Bamboobay halal restaurant
Halal restaurant
Brunch restaurant
Hidden gem, great food, better view.
Afternoon
3
Korner Beach Bar
cheap
Bar
Beachside cocktails and good playlists. Take your shoes off.
Dinner
4
Khao Yai Restaurant
affordable
Restaurant
Raved about for flavorful local southern Thai dishes.
Night
5
Sabai Sabai Viewpoint & Lounge
Restaurant
Chill atmosphere with reggae tunes
Day 15
Koh Samui - Waterfall and Views
Tip of the day : Temples again? Yes. You’re in Thailand.
Morning
1
Big Buddha Temple (Wat Phra Yai)
Buddhist temple
You’ve seen this Big Buddha before... because there’s like 5 of them.
17 min · 0.87 mi
2
Wat Plai Laem
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Sacred & Religious Sites
Slightly less touristy, slightly more peaceful.
Lunch
3
Namu
Japanese restaurant
Restaurant
Japanese fusion in Koh Samui? Surprisingly worth it.
Afternoon
4
Na Mueang Waterfall 2
Nature & Parks
Waterfalls
The kind of place that tricks you into thinking you’re fit... until the uphill walk says otherwise.
24 min · 11.3 mi
5
Mu Ko Ang Thong National Marine Park
National park
Nature & Parks
Geologic Formations
Hike up, cry a little, and be rewarded with the view.
Dinner
6
Duomo
affordable
Italian restaurant
Pizza restaurant
Legit Italian. Because no one’s eating pad thai every night.
Night
7
Sound Club Samui
Night club
If you like your music loud and your nights blurry. Welcome home.
Day 16
Koh Samui - Swine Friends
Tip of the day : Ever seen pigs on a beach? Now you will.
Morning
Island Hopping
1
Tean Island
Island
Nature & Parks
Where the coral's alive, the water’s a dream, and snorkeling makes you forget you skipped leg day.
2 min · 0.61 mi
2
Koh Mat Sum
Island
Actual beach pigs living their best life while you question yours.
Lunch
3
THE COCOON - SAMUI VIEWPOINT
affordable
Restaurant
Chic, modern, but not pretentious. Good seafood.
Afternoon
4
Crystal Beach
Crystal clear, as promised.
13 min · 5.6 mi
5
Chaweng Beach
Beach
Outdoor Activities
Popular, pretty, and just the right amount of chaos.
Dinner
6
Noo Beer
cheap
Thai restaurant
Where the dinner’s solid, the beer’s flowing, and your diet plans mysteriously disappear.
Night
Same street, same vibes, different flavor of chaos.
7
The Green Mango
affordable
Disco club
It’s not a night out, it’s an endurance test.
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8
Hush Bar
affordable
Disco club
Come for the chill name, stay for the not so chill energy.
Day 17
Koh Samui - Relax and Reset
Tip of the day : Be full. Be relaxed.
Morning
1
Eranda Herbal Spa
Health spa
Thai massage therapist
Book yourself a Thai massage or spa treatment. Trust, your soul and back will thank you.
Lunch
2
The Villager Fisherman's Village
Hotel
Lunch so chill you’ll forget how sunburned you are.
Afternoon
3
Coco Tam’s
affordable
Restaurant
Bar
Coffee, cocktails, or coconuts. Your call.
Dinner
4
Baitong Restaurant
affordable
Restaurant
Delicious local dishes by the sea, with a perfect view to say goodbye to koh samui.
Night
5
Ark bar
Bar
Where cocktails come with fireworks, fire shows, and mild identity crises.
Day 18
Chiang Mai - Friend with a Giant
Tip of the day : You came to Chiang Mai for the elephants, but don’t forget the mountains and the peace.
Morning
1
Wat Phra That Doi Suthep
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Iconic hilltop temple. Get up early, beat the tour buses.
27 min · 9.8 mi
2
Wat Umong Suan Putthatham
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Get lost in 700 years of calm… and maybe in the tunnels too.
Lunch
3
Khao Soi Maesai
cheap
Noodle shop
Chiang Mai’s signature dish. If you haven’t tried khao soi yet, you’re doing it wrong.
Afternoon
4
Into the Wild Elephant Camp
Tour agency
Feed, bathe, and bond with the gentle giants.
Dinner
5
THE HOUSE by Ginger
affordable
Thai restaurant
Delivery service
Stunning interiors and even better Northern Thai cuisine.
Night
6
The North Gate Jazz Co-Op
cheap
Jazz club
Where the jazz is smooth, the crowd is packed, and the sidewalk becomes part of the bar.
Day 19
Chiang Mai - Zip and Vibe
Tip of the day : Thai foods hits different when it's spicy.
Morning to Lunch
1
Zabb E Lee Thai Cooking School & Organic Farm
Culinary school
Market visit + cooking + stuffing your face. A full experience.
Afternoon
2
Huai Tueng Thao
Lake
Sheep farm, ziplining, ATV rides, and hiking. All in one scenic chill zone.
48 min · 21.9 mi
3
Ying Yong Flower Garden
You, flowers, your camera, and a soft breeze.
Dinner
4
Maadae Slow Fish Kitchen
affordable
Seafood restaurant
Ethical seafood meets modern Chiang Mai dining.
Night
5
Bar.San.
Cocktail bar
Hidden gem, moody lighting, craft cocktails.
Day 20
Chiang Mai - Canyon, Coaster, and Cooling Off
Tip of the day : The views today? Straight fire. Wear sunscreen. Hydrate. Regret nothing.
Morning
1
Pong Yang Jungle Coaster & Zipline
Rollercoaster in the forest. Yes, it’s real. And fun.
1 hr 31 min · 49.2 mi
2
Mae Wang National Park
National park
Military base
Looks like Utah, feels like Thailand.
Lunch
3
Grazie Thai Local Food - Wan Ton Noodle
cheap
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
Chill roadside gem with local staples.
Afternoon
4
Grand Canyon Water Park
Water park
Water & Amusement Parks
Slides and floating obstacle courses.
Dinner
5
Kao Soy Nimman
affordable
Thai restaurant
Comfort food heaven in Chiang Mai’s coolest neighborhood.
Night
6
Gladwell Cocktail Bar
Bar
Great drinks, smarter names.
Day 21
Chiang Mai - Mountain Views
Tip of the day : One more mountain, one more dish, one more drink.
Morning
1
Mon Jam
Garden
Nature & Parks
Breathtaking mountain views, fresh air, and a soft Chiang Mai farewell.
49 min · 27.1 mi
2
Dantewada
Hidden forest temple complex with streams and peace.
Lunch
3
Khao-Sō-i
Noodle shop
Yes, again. No regrets. This is Chiang Mai’s crown jewel.
Afternoon
4
Patongo Ko Neng (Praisanee Road Branch)
cheap
Restaurant
Sweet fried dough + coffee = afternoon bliss.
Dinner
5
GINGER FARM kitchen at ONENIMMAN Chiangmai
affordable
Restaurant
Organic, aesthetic, and probably judging your fast food habits.
Night
Where will the night take you? You decide.
6
THE A TER - Music Theater
Live music bar
Cocktail bar
It’s giving Broadway energy with Chiang Mai charm.
13 min · 0.69 mi
7
HIDELAND
affordable
Bar
Sip on some craft beer while looking down on everyone who hasn’t discovered this place yet.
Day 22
Chiang Rai - Color the day
Tip of the day : Chiang Rai’s temples are a visual feast. Charge your camera and your soul.
day trip from Chiang Mail
Morning
1
Mae Kachan Hot Spring
Nature & Parks
Hot Springs & Geysers
First stop to stretch and soak your feet in natural hot springs.
1 hr 58 min · 73.9 mi
2
Rong Suea Ten Temple
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Marvel at the vibrant blue hues and intricate designs.
Lunch
3
Barrab restaurant Chiang Rai
cheap
Restaurant
Drool-worthy goodness where every dish says “welcome to Chiang Rai,”.
Afternoon
4
Baan Dam Museum
Art museum
Museums
Dark-themed structures and exhibits.
25 min · 19.7 mi
5
Wat Rong Khun - White Temple
Buddhist temple
Sights & Landmarks
Sacred & Religious Sites
Explore the iconic, contemporary masterpiece.
Day 23
Kanchanaburi - Bridges and Trains
Tip of the day : Channel your inner history nerd, then hug an elephant. All before sunset.
day trip from Bangkok
Morning
1
RIVER KWAI BRIDGE
Museums
Bridge
Specialty Museums
A legendary WWII landmark. Walk it, feel it, ponder the past.
52 min · 27.7 mi
2
Tham Krasae Death Railway Bridge
Bridge
Transportation
Death Railway Ride – Chug along one of the world’s most hauntingly scenic tracks. Window seat = must.
Lunch
3
Keeree Mantra Kanchanaburi
affordable
Thai restaurant
Restaurant
Open air eatery with lake & mountain views. Who say no?
Afternoon
4
Safari Park Kanchanaburi
Wildlife and safari park
Outdoor Activities
Get wild with giraffes, zebras, and lions. It's a drive-thru adventure—yes, the animals come very close.
Day 24
Ayuthayya - Time Travel
Tip of the day : Time-travel to ancient Siam and snack your way through history.
day trip from Bangkok
Morning
1
Bang Pa-In Palace
Sights & Landmarks
Historical landmark
Architectural Buildings
Think immaculate gardens and eclectic architecture.
25 min · 13.5 mi
2
Wat Mahathat
Historical landmark
Sights & Landmarks
Buddhist temple
Ancient Ruins
Home to the iconic Buddha head entwined in tree roots. Insta worthy? Come and find out.
17 min · 0.89 mi
3
Wat Phra Si Sanphet
Historical landmark
Sights & Landmarks
Once the grandest temple in the Ayutthaya Kingdom.
Lunch
4
Ruan Thai Kung Pao
affordable
Thai restaurant
Seafood restaurant
Seas the flavor.
Afternoon
5
Ayothaya Floating Market
Floating market
Navigate this bustling market by boat. Shop for handicrafts, sample street food, and enjoy cultural performances. Beware of boat scam.
13 min · 6.1 mi
6
Wat Chaiwatthanaram
Historical landmark
Sights & Landmarks
A stunning riverside temple reflecting Khmer architecture. Perfect for those panoramic shots.
Day 25
Khao Yai - European Charm
Tip of the day : Who needs Europe when you’ve got alpacas, flowers, and cheese platters in the Thai countryside?
day trip from Bangkok
Morning
1
Primo Piazza
Sights & Landmarks
Points of Interest & Landmarks
Tuscany, but in Thailand. The irony is palpable. Good news... You can feed the alpacas.
11 min · 5.1 mi
2
Hokkaido Flower Park Khaoyai
Garden
Cafe
Farm shop
Japanese-style gardens.
22 min · 10.7 mi
3
Toscana Valley
Lodging
Mediterranean-style resort village. You can stroll a bit or just admire the vibes and snap some pics.
Lunch
Let your bank account choose your meal.
4
Midwinter Khaoyai
expensive
Restaurant
It’s a bit extra, but hey, sometimes we all need a taste of that château life.
9 min · 4 mi
5
SALASA HALAL RESTAURANT KHAOYAI
Halal restaurant
With a menu that’s as comforting as your grandma’s home cooking, plus the peace of mind knowing everything’s halal.
Afternoon
6
Trot Cafe Khaoyai
affordable
Cafe
Hop in a mini car, zoom around for 30 minutes, and experience the ultimate in overpriced childhood fantasy. Who knew being a kid could cost this much?
42 min · 24.7 mi
7
PB Valley Khaoyai Winery
expensive
Restaurant
Perfect time for wine tastings.
Day 26
Bangkok - Back to reality
Tip of the day : Be at the airport at least 3-4 hours before your flight.
Now you’re back to inner panic, checking emails like they’re jump scares. You went from being draped in sunshine and pad thai to being wrapped in deadlines and existential dread. Your only tan now is the burnout.
Only when you have time
1
So Thai Spa
Spa
Day spa
Go on, treat yourself to one last massage before your soul gets repossessed by capitalism.
Sawatdee-ka, Real Life.
2
Suvarnabhumi Airport
International airport
Airport
Domestic airport
Where your vacation ends and your existential crisis begins.
Back to Bills and Boredom
That’s all, folks. The sunsets were pretty, the temples were humbling, and now the only thing humbling you is your bank balance. Goodbye. May your memories outlast your tan.
Until next time. And yes, it’ll still be slightly unhinged.
-Kanaya Myra
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