Where do I begin. This place is possibly one of the most run-down places I've ever stayed at. The facility is directly next to the main highway but it was difficult to know this when booking it. It appears remote but it next to the NOISY and loud motorcycles who ride by at all hours and have no mufflers on their motorcycles.
Next, we brought food thinking that we would cook in their kitchen.... now, the photos on their listing does not come close to the actual condition this kitchen is in. It was definitely the most disgusting and filthy kitchen I've ever seen. Cob webs everywhere, food from days or possibly months in every crevice known... and disgusting dishware, pots, pans, silverware, everything was nasty.
We navigated through dinner carefully and then retreated to our room. The room upon first appearance looked good, until we lit up the room with lights only to find a worn out, run down and dilapidated place. Sadly, it was all I could do to muster up the thought of sleeping here since I'm an avid outdoorsman. I'd have preferred to sleep in a tent in the jungle because I was eaten alive by "bedbugs" or whatever was knawing at me all night.... scratch scratch- dig dig, I felt like a flea-ridden dog.
I sent a message around midnight through the app to politely criticize the problems.
The next morning I was awake early, for better lack of sleep and grabbed breakfast making materials from the cooler in my car. I went to the kitchen and was making breakfast when I heard what I thought was my name being called from a female's voice....
"Rickkkk".... "Riiiiickkk".... then a third time, "Riiiiickkkkk".... I walked over to where I heard my name being called, I said, "Id someone calling my name?" and the man there said, "no, its okay, its nothing" I then turned and began walking back to my breakfast table where some of my friends were seated, only to hear the words, "get out of here, Rick". Then, I realized it was the hosts wife yelling these words out.
Anyway, possibly the worst experience ever!
My suggestion is take more time to research for a decent place to stay, I obviously didn't and I take responsibility for not doing ample research.
By the way, when I went to get my belongings, I noticed they had one of the beds removed from another room as if possibly sanitizing it.
Cheers and Pura Vida