UPDATED: wanted to update this review, Mitch visited again and Becky/Tracy again had a great time taking pics! Visit this place when you are in Gatlinburg!
Somewhere in Time in Gatlinburg is the ultimate spot for a laugh-until-you-cry experience, and I owe it all to the mischievous owner Tracy and the genius photographer Becky for making my prank on my brother Mitch the most cringe-worthy moment of his life! I called Tracy to scheme up a plan to utterly embarrass Mitch, and she was all in, cackling at the thought of his embarrassment. Becky swore he’d never forget his Gatlinburg trip, and they made sure he’ll be blushing about this for decades!
Tracy had the perfect setup ready when we arrived, and oh boy, did they go all out. They stripped Mitch down and slipped him into fishnet stockings that left nothing to the imagination, handing him a giant blue bonnet with lace and feathers to “cover” his… well, let’s just say it barely did the job! Then Becky, with a devilish grin, made him climb up on the bar in front of a cheering crowd, striking poses with just that frilly hat to shield his dignity—or what was left of it. The bar, lined with whiskey bottles, only added to the absurdity as Mitch tried to balance while everyone laughed. Becky couldn’t stop giggling, saying he was a good sport but looked way too comfortable in those fishnets—like he’d been practicing in front of a mirror at home! They even whispered that he seemed to enjoy the spotlight a bit too much, strutting like a peacock who’d finally found his true calling in those scandalous stockings!
Becky captured every mortifying second and turned the photos into a “Wanted: For Crimes of Passion” poster with a $25,000 reward, now plastered in the shop window for all of Gatlinburg to gawk at. Mitch turned fifty shades of red knowing we have family visiting this summer who will see him in all his fishnet glory, and he’s already dreading his trip back—he doesn’t believe it’ll still be up, but Tracy and Becky smirked and promised they’re keeping it there until he returns and replaces it with another pic. They’re already brainstorming what new outfit will make him wear!
On top of the hilarity, Somewhere in Time has the best prices in town for such an experience, and the store is the cleanest in town—everything is spotless and perfectly organized. Tracy and Becky are a dynamic duo, keeping the vibes high while ensuring Mitch was the main event. If you’re in Gatlinburg, you HAVE to stop by Somewhere in Time for a memory that’ll have you fondly remembering it for years to come.
Thanks, Tracy and Becky, for turning Mitch into Gatlinburg’s most infamous fishnet-wearing “outlaw” and keeping that poster up to torment him until he’s back for round two! 😂
If you visit Somewhere in Time mention this review or Mitch’s infamous pic when you stop by—better yet, snap a photo of that “Wanted” poster if it’s still up and post in your review to let us know! I’m dying to hear if Mitch is still a star in the shop window!